Triangle (2009)

Triangle (2009)

Country: UK

Director: Christopher Smith

Main Stars: Melissa George, Joshua McIvor, Jack Taylor, Rachael Carpani, Henry Nixon, Emma Lung, Michael Dorman

Storyline: A yachting trip goes wrong when they hit with odd weather and aboard another ship for help.

MV5BMjIzNDEwNDE5MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjUwOTIxMw@@._V1_SY317_CR16,0,214,317_AL_Review (Spoils): A group of young passengers go on a trip on the Atlantic Ocean on yacht to get away. A mysterious black cloud storm hits them out of nowhere and flips their boat. Stranded on boat of the boat looking for lost friends and help they come across a large cruise ship. Once aboard the ship it seems deserted but the victims feel the presence of someone on the ship. Out of nowhere a masked man starts targeting them but in the confusion young Jess (Melissa George) is being targeted as hunter. Through multiple time wraps and mind tricks Jess figures it out that she is the key.

I personally do not want to spoil the whole idea and plot here as it is one of those films which it plays a mind game and you’re trying to figure it out. Defiantly a film that you could discuss with someone after the fact on what it is going on and what it is about. I’m personally thought the film to be confusing and the horror was not really there for me. Melissa George did an excellent job playing the lead but to me it was too confusing just to be confusing.

Rating: If you Twilight Zone type horror then this film will be up your alley. I don’t mind films that make you think but sometimes it becomes too much over take the experience of the film. The film was nicely done and it does make you think and you have to pay very close attention or you’re going to miss the point like I did the first time.

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6/10 Beers!

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The Devil’s Rejects (2005)

The Devil’s Rejects (2005)

Country: USA

Director: Rob Zombie

Main Stars: Sid Haig, Sheri Moon Zombie, Bill Moseley, William Forsythe, Charlie Wydell, Leslie Easterbrook, Matthew McGrory, Kate Norby, Ginger Lynn, Elizabeth Daily, Danny Trejo

Storyline: Continues after House of 1000 Corpses as the Firefly family try to escape.

MV5BMjIwMjM1MjM4NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTgyMzUzMw@@._V1_SX214_AL_Review (Spoils): The Firefly family get tracked down by a mad Sheriff John Quincy (William Forsythe) who wants them to pay in the worse possible way like they torment their victims. They catch Mother Firefly (Leslie Easterbrook) but Baby (Sheri Moon Zombie) and Otis (Bill Moseley) escape and track down the mad clown Captain Spaulding (Sid Haig) to re-locate somewhere in the hot desert. This leads to Baby and Otis kidnapping a group of people as hostages and then they start to torment them until the sheriff and his bounty hunters invade and then this brings the flip of coin to the serial killer family.

This film is not like the first of the series at all. This film is a trip down the Manson Family lane as it has all the ingredients plus a hot babe and a crazy ass clown. We have some basic torture, gun shots, punches to the face, and some long dragging scenes of stupid teasing from Baby and once again a rip off from Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 with the mask made of skin. The film is not as confusing and all over the place like the first film but at the same time I just did not feel the horror of the Firefly family nor did I feel for them once the Sheriff came along. I like how the characters are built but at the same time too much wasted time on something that should be intense when it’s not.

Rating: This film is not veil and No it’s not shocking. I get what Rob Zombie is trying to do and I appreciate it as he is a horror fan and knows the gems …but sometimes you can’t create one by rely too much what you love from the past classics. The ending, the skin mask and the huge order of classic actors and actresses does not make the perfect horror film. It’s not terrible but at the same time it is not a classic. Thank god for Sheri Moon Zombie.

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4/10 Beers!

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Lemora (1973)

Lemora (1973)

Country: USA

Director: Richard Blackburn

Main Stars: Lesley Taplin, Cheryl Smith, William Whitton

Storyline: A young girl returns home to see her sick father and it all turns into a vampiric ghoulish nightmare.

MV5BMTI5NjcwMDIwMV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwODc3ODU5._V1_SX214_AL_Review (Spoils): Young Lila (Cheryl Smith) heads to see her sick father after she receives a note to go to him. She gets chased down by ghouls and finally she passes out as pale skin vampires interrupt. She wakes up to a young woman named Lemora (Lesley Taplin) who explains to her and takes her in. She explains to her that her father is very sick and he is strapped down not to hurt himself and others. This leads to the storyline of ghouls and vampires and some lesbian in your window. In the end we have a chase, some more battles and the choice between Lemora and Lila’s father.

We have some blood, a real gothic feel, vampires, ghouls and some nightmare type sequences. The film was supposedly banned due to the anti-Catholic vibe the film brought but I did not feel that when watching the film. Sure there is some don’t wear a crucifix but what movie of vampires of demons does not. It could be the relationship between the two girls that lead it to be banned during this time of the 70s because it was very much out there.

Rating: The feel is dark, gloomy and does have a macabre gothic feel to it. Is this film a classic I’m not sure but it is worth checking out if you like dark really unknown but horror films of the 70s era.

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Puppet Master 3 (1991)

Puppet Master 3 (1991)

Country: USA

Director: David DeCoteau

Main Stars: Guy Rolfe, Richard Lynch, Ian Abercrombie, Aron Eisenberg, Sarah Douglas

Storyline: Set in Berlin WWII we learn more of Toulon and his connection to the Nazi of Germany.

MV5BOTkwMTE2NjM0MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjI0NTYzNQ@@._V1_SY317_CR0,0,214,317_AL_Review (Spoils): The movie plays on a history report on the creator of the puppets Toulon (Guy Rolfe). During WWII the Nazi created a formula to bring the dead back to life so they would have the ultimate army. This leads to maybe Toulon being a Nazi dissident who leads to an investigation and raid and the death of Toulon’s wife (Sarah Douglas). Toulon seeks revenge and uses the formula to bring the toys to life to bring them down.

This builds into the history of the puppets themselves and Toulon. It explains a bit more on the formula itself and brings the wrap around from the first film and the second one. The story has depth and also introduces the master’s wife and the puppet named six shooter (not one of my favorite puppets). The film is an important part of the series too because it gives the birth of each puppet that we have seen in the first two films.

Rating: This is a nice little prequel the series as it explains a whole lot of why the whole series even exists. The madness behind Toulon and the reason of the puppets to begin with, don’t expect awesome acting but do expect some drilling, some blood and a nice little war story of the puppet master himself.

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5/10 Beers!

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The Descent 2 (2009)

The Descent 2 (2009)

Country: UK

Director: Jon Harris

Main Stars: Michael J.Reynolds, Shauna Macdonald, Jessika Williams, Anna Skellern, Gavan O’Herlihy, Saskia Mulder, Natalie Mendoza

Storyline: The lone survivor gets sent back into the caves as the police do not believe her tale.

MV5BMzQ2ODI4NTU0NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzEzNjI5Mg@@._V1_SY317_CR9,0,214,317_AL_Review (Spoils): Sarah (Shauna Macdonald) survives and gets investigate by the police as all her friends are missing (dead really) so they make her go back into the caves to retrace to find them. Not sure why they would make her go as I’m sure this is not legal but anyways that the direction the film goes. We have the same idea as the first film, tight cave tunnels, water, mud, some scary cave beings and lots and lots of blood. We get some nice dead bodies as we get back the first film and their now dead cast. But overall the film is the same except for the one surprised guest and less babes then the first one.

Rating: We have blood, shit, tight cave tunnels and less babes. Not as good as the first one but non the less not a bad film. There are some jumpy parts and some of battles are cool to watch but it did not capture which the first film had.

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6/10 Beers!

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Girls Against Boys (2012)

Girls Against Boys (2012)

Country: USA

Director: Austin Chick

Main Stars: Nicole LaLiberte, Danielle Panabaker, Matthew Rauch, Reyna de Courcy

Storyline: After a young girl gets raped and abused she meets a friend named Lulu which helps for cope and plant the seeds of revenge.

MV5BMTg1NzgxODIzNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODMzMDE5OA@@._V1_SX214_AL_Review (Spoils): Shae (Danielle Panabaker) is a young girl who finds out the date she has been dating is married, and then she meets a young man at a bar and gets raped. Things with men are not going well with Shae and she and her new friend Lulu (Nicole LaLiberte) are planting revenge to payback men.

This film has lots of character build and I get the reason behind it. There is more to the film then what the plot above lies and I do not want to ruin the film by doing the ultimate spoil. Read into the film do not just watch for what you see. The first scene explains it all if you look in the mirror (I caught it right away). The film does not rely on the graphic like other films like this such as I Spit on Your Grave, but instead it is more detailed on what goes on emotionally and in the mind of the characters.

There is not much for over the top gore, but we do have some feet being cut off, a gun shot up the ass and a few other non memorable kills.

Rating: Yes this type of film has been done before a few times but so has every other slasher film so I took it for it was worth and rated it from that. Nothing shocking but at the same time I seen a hell of a lot worse.

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Haunted Forest (2007)

Haunted Forest (2007)

Country: USA

Director: Mauro Borrelli

Main Stars: Sevy Di Cione, Adam Green, Mark Hengst, Kiralee Hayashi

Storyline: A young man of Indian descent finds his grandfathers journal and they journey into a forest in search of the lost love within a tree.

MV5BMTU5NDYxODc0MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTQyNzI1MQ@@._V1_SX214_AL_Review (Spoils): Sean (Sevy Di Cione ) finds a journal of his grandfathers which talks about a love relationship with the Indian Satinka (Kiralee Hayashi) and the son of a medicine man which later leads to her spirit being trapped in a tree. They journey to forest to find that the forest ahs spirits of its own. One by one Sean and his friends start to be dragged into the forest by the evil that haunts it.

To sum down this film take Ringu and Ju-on and throw it in the middle of the forest with some Indian legends and not much money to back it. The characters are weak to the point do you really care and the girl with the long black hair in front of her face…..waaaay overdone in the horror business.

Rating: Skip this one there is not enough here to hold your attention really….. just throw on the originals that did it right.

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3/10 Beers!

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