Piranha 3D (2010)

Piranha 3D (2010)

Country: USA

Director:  Alexandre Aja

Main Stars: Elisabeth Shue, Richard Dreyfuss, Christopher Lloyd, Jerry O’Connell, Steven R. McQueen, Jessica Szohr, Kelly Brook

Storyline:  An underwater tremor sets free some prehistoric piranha on loose during spring break.

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Review (Spoils): We got cheese, killer fish, booze, blood, massive gore and boobs. This film hit the horror genre on the head. Its spring break and the place are filled with horny and drunk teenagers that just want to party and bang. Sheriff Forester (Elisabeth Shue) is having a hard time controlling the teenagers and now she has really cheesy CGI piranha to deal with.  The plot is that simple and Alexandre Aja throws more boobs and nudity that he can between kills. The movie flows at a fast pace and it is to be taken as a fun film not serious at all. Jerry O’Connell plays the dirty and scummy “Girls gone Wild” director who is tracking down fine ladies for his poorly boring porn vids. He does a great job and it is just another reason to throw more nudity in this film, hello yummy Kelly Brook I’m talking about you! We have more nasty blood and gore and it really cuts loose towards the end. Film holds to fish bites, swarms of piranha, blood and more blood, eyeballs, lots of bone exposure and even the other bone exposure (hahaha yes I’m looking at you Jerry O’Connell).

Rating:  Not the greatest film and yes it was a bit too much on the teenage party stuff (sigh I’m getting old). But for a fun film with some friends this is not too bad and it is better than the original to be honest.  The only real disappointment of the film was no Elisabeth Shue in a bikini, shame on you Alexandre Aja.

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6/10 Beers!

Yacker

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