One-Eyed Monster (2008)

One-Eyed Monster (2008)

Country:  USA

Director:  Adam Fields

Main StarsRon Jeremy, Veronica Hart, Amber Benson, Jason Graham

Storyline:  An alien comes to Earth upon a porn set and has overtaken Ron Jeremy’s penis to kill.

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Review (Spoils): Yes you read the top line right, this is what the film is. We have classic adult film actors Ron Jeremy and Veronica Hart playing as themselves (not with themselves) and a bunch of young wanna be porn stars on a set of a movie. Ron gets hit by a shooting star and his penis becomes over taken by a sex craving alien. The penis detaches itself from him killing him. From there on in Ron’s penis goes on a killing spree. The surviving stars try to make the penis go limp so that they can circumcise it to death with an axe.  Yes this is the storyline that Adam Fields has given us.

Overall there is not much gore and nudity, most of the killing is off screen which sucks. The idea is funny and there a lot of fun dialogue and humour parts because of it but after seeing the movie a few times it does become a bit boring.

Rating: The idea is funny, the film is funny, we have Ron and Veronica but because the film lacked in the gore the movie fell a tad flat. This is a good drinking film with the boys but outside of that for horror fans it can be a skipper.

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4/10 Beers!

Yacker

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