Sleepaway Camp 5 (2008)

Sleepaway Camp 5 (2008)

Country: USA

Director:  Robert Hiltzik

Main Stars: Vincent Pastore, Michael Gibney, Paul DeAngelo, Kate Simses, Erin Broderick, Samantha Hahn, Felissa Rose, Jaime Radow

Storyline: Camp Manabe opens and slowly the kids are being murdered one by one. Is Angela back?

MV5BMjEyNzM5NTk0OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzY3Mzg5MQ@@__V1_SY317_CR5,0,214,317_Review (Spoils): Robert Hiltzik tries to revive the classic of the Sleepaway Camp series by creating the Return to Sleepaway Camp. We have a bunch of annoying teens and one obese boy named Alan which all you want in the film is for him to die. He is gross, babyish and wears the same damn shirt all summer long. We have the typical stupid young teens smoking dope, drinking and doing panty raids. No sex scenes and no nudity (which is too bad as we have a few scores of babes in the film).  We have some burnt bodies, rats in a cage strapped to a man’s head, the classic penis on a fish wire, barb wire, stabbings, skinned frogs and some bouncing breasts.

Rating: Overall Robert Hiltzik should have just forgot of this idea and left it all alone. Sure we have the classic return of Felissa Rosebut but it just does not make the cut and to be truthful it is a painful movie. Thank god for Kate Simses, Erin Broderick, Samantha Hahn and Jaime Radow or the film would of been turned off.

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3/10 Beers!


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