Blood Diner (1987)
Director: Jackie Kong
Main Stars: Rick Burks, Carl Crew, Roger Dauer
Storyline: Two brothers decide to chop up ladies to make meals while seeking an awakening for the Egyptian goddess named Shitaar.
Review (Spoils): Two brothers want to awaken a sleeping Egyptian goddess named Shitaar. So aided by their uncle’s brain in a jar they set to kill women to create a blood buffet at a local diner. The plot is simple and something we have seen before (hello Blood Feast) but then again maybe it is suppose to be remake or an ode. We got some crazy blood, body parts and even some nudity. We have dead fried prostitutes and black humour to the max. This film is not being taken serious and it has all the cheese of the 80s and gore for the horror buff.
Rating: Talking brain, bad acting, cheesy lines, blood everywhere, some naked women and someone screaming Shitaar! Really what do you expect from a film like this? If you enjoy some cheese comedy with your gore then could be right up your alley. Come on we have cannibalism, dismemberment, eyeball mutilation, exploding heads and more excess with nudity and a hot nude martial arts sequence that you will never forget!