Halloween 7: H20 (1998)

Halloween 7: H20 (1998))

Country: USA

Director: Steve Mine

Main Stars: Jamie Lee Curtis, Josh Hartnett, Adam Arkin, Michelle Williams, Jodi Lyn O’Keefe, Janet Leigh, LL Cool J, Josh Hartnett

Storyline: Laurie Stroud is back and she must deal with the past of Michael Myers and her son.

MV5BMjA1NjMyMTkwN15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDI1NzEyMQ@@._V1_SY317_CR4,0,214,317_AL_Review (Spoils): Laurie Stroud (Jamie Lee Curtis) is back but under a hidden name, she is the Dean of the university. She wants to protect her son John (Josh Hartnett) from her past so she restricts him form everything. He is a rebellious teen so he and his girlfriend and friends break all the rules and Michael Myers tracks them all down. Hell why not as he wants to kill all his bloodline!

We have teenage shit, lame scares, some boring conflict between mother and son, some appearance from Michael Myers, stabbings, a nasty leg crunch and the classic ending with a beheading. Hollywood ate this series and spit out a load of crappy 90s shit.

Rating: I had excitement when this first came out as Jamie Lee Curtis returns to resurrect the series from the awful cowboy cult but instead we got a load of horror garbage. This film is barely bearable unless you can keep looking at Jodi Lyn O’Keefe…… the horror is boring!

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4/10 Beers!

Yacker

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One response to “Halloween 7: H20 (1998)

  1. I Thought This Was Decent. But I Always Wonder Why Laurie Abandoned Her Daughter And I Guess A Part Of Her Overprotectiveness Is In The Fact That Her Daughter Was Killed Off. Honestly Better Than Some Sequels

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