Andre the Butcher (2005)

Andre the Butcher (2005)

Country: USA

Director: Philip Cruz

Main Stars: Ron Jeremy, April Billingsley, Maury Sterling, Heather Joy Budner

Storyline: Andre the Butcher wants to kill sinners and make chili out of them.

MV5BMTI0NjU0ODg5MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzA1NzIzMQ@@__V1_SY317_CR4,0,214,317_AL_Review (Spoils): Not sure where to start with this film as has some good points and some truly horrible parts. Ok let’s start with the somewhat plot we have Andre walking around killing the sinful and making chili out of them.

The good Andre is played by the man himself Ron Jeremy and he does not speak. We have hot horny babes that get naked and slaughtered. The gore and blood is there so that’s also adds to the good.

The horrible is the acting, my god it’s painful and to be honest I think it was on purpose. The holes in the storyline are as plenty as the female characters themselves. We learn that Andre is the reaper of Hell but the rest is just lost….thank god they get slaughtered.

Rating: If you have some time to waste see if you can get through this film. The good tries to out weight the horrible and in most cases it would have but it is just that bad……

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2/10 Beers!

Yacker

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