See No Evil (2006)

See No Evil (2006)

Country:  USA

Director:  Gregory Dark

Main Stars: Glen Jacobs (Kane), Christina Vidal, Michael J. Pagan, Samantha Noble, Rachael Taylor, Penny McNamee, Tiffany Lamb, Steven Vidler

Storyline:  Madman Jacob Goodnight is living in the Blackwell Hotel and he wants revenge

MV5BMTg3MTgxNDI1MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTkzMjYzMQ@@__V1_SX214_AL_Review (Spoils):  Four years ago a madman named Jacob Goodnight blinded a woman and get taken out by a shot in the head by a cop (he kills his partner and slices off his arm before that). The cop is sent to work as a guard now at the detention center (because he is missing his arm) and he comes across the burnt out Blackwell Hotel which they want to revert to help the homeless with the work of past criminals (with the deal of reduced sentence if they help with the project).  Jacob is there and wants revenge, he kidnaps a young criminal named Kira (she has some religious tattoos) and he starts to axe and hook the remaining in the building.

We have some basic slasher types in this film, teenagers that are too bad to be bad, a madman who kills and stalks like other past killers, some pretty bad acting, axe swinging, hooks snagging, blood and gore and some very paper thin characters that you do not care die.

Rating:  Not sure why I was expecting more from a WWE wrestler as the killer, a bunch actresses and actors I never heard of and a director who has connections to porn. It’s all too bad as Kane could of made a great killer , maybe even been the next Kane Hodder but no this film stunk and it was sometimes painful. I really was hoping I could drink to the collector of the eyes of the sinner but it was a bit dry and empty. I would watch Gregory Dark other named films when he was Gregory Hippolyte Brown.

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3/10 Beers!

Yacker

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