Horror (2003)

Horror (2003)

Country:  USA

Director:  Dante Tomaselli

Main Stars: Kreskin, Lizzy Mahon, Danny Lopes, Raine Brown, Felissa Rose, Jessica Pagan

Storyline:  A group of teen’s runaway from drug rehab and experience some super natural experiences outside of the drugs.

MV5BMTIxNzk5OTk4Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMzkyNzk5__V1_SY317_CR5,0,214,317_AL_Review (Spoils):  We have a group of teens that take off from a rehab center after taking some more trippy drugs. Crazed Reverend Salo Jr (Kreskin) wants to save their souls so they get transported to his house where the second part of the messed tale begins. We learn that the Reverend had a crazy wife also and they have enslaved their daughter Grace so happens to have unholy visits of her grandfather who just happens to have some Satanic connections.

We have two storylines that try to inter twine but fail. We got a blue dude puking, some terrible acting, a odd but yet cool goat, gory nuns, plot confusion, the classic scream queen Felissa Rose, plot boredom, some cheesy effects and more confusion on if it is drugs or suppose to be happening. This film is a god damn mess.

Rating:  I feel bad for Felissa Rose being attached to this piece of junk. This film is almost as bad as Shrooms. Maybe it was trying too hard to trippy and artsy but it did not work.  The best part of the damn film is the goat, they should have skipped the pumpkin heads.  You will see what I mean…….

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2/10 Beers!

Yacker

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