The Covent (2006)

The Covent (2006)

Country:  USA

Director:  Renny Harlin

Main Stars:  Steven Strait, Sebastian Stan, Toby Hemingway, Laura Ramsey, Taylor Kitsch, Chace Crawford

Storyline:  4 men with special supernatural powers must battle against a 5th that long thought to be dead.

MV5BNjI1MTM1OTEwMV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODYzNzUzMQ@@__V1_SX214_AL_Review (Spoils): Four young men, warlocks to be exact belong to the same coven and share secret that they have special supernatural powers.  A fifth tracks them down and tries to destroy them and tear their coven apart.

We have some pretty boys battling it out with lame CGI special effects and they can float. They try their hardest to be bad ass but instead just become just ass. We have flying around, typical Hollywood crap and teenage lameness.

Rating:  Make the madness stop!!! This is basically The Craft but with penis (I would say balls but there is none to be found in this film). At least The Craft had some babes and the dialogue was not as painful as this utterly piece of shit. Renny Harlin go away and never comes to this again as the money spent on this could of saved a third world country.

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3/10 Beers!



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