House of Wax (2005)

House of Wax (2005)

Country:  USA

Director: Jaume Collet-Serra

Main Stars: Chad Michael Murray, Paris Hilton, Elisha Cuthbert

Storyline:  A group of teens get stranded near and wax museum and try to fight for their lives against an unknown killer.

mv5bnda4nzg1njq2nv5bml5banbnxkftztcwmdywntgymq__v1_ux182_cr00182268_al_Review (Spoils):  A group of friends were on their way to a football game and they come across car trouble (suprise!) so they end up in a nearby town called Ambrose which is known for its House of Wax. Well the town is actually pretty deserted and they learn the story of the Sinclairs that use to run the House of Wax from the friendly mechanic. This leads also that the teens already pissed someone off the night before while camping and it could of possibly lead the car issue and now all of them slowly disappearing and getting killed.

Another remake to hit the site and yet another film is not that great. Annoying teens from Hollywood and some typical trash such as broken down vehicles and strangers that do not talk but come back and cause shit and of and the charming stranger from the strange town that seems too friendly. Lots of melted wax on skin, some stabbings, a couple slices, a metal pole impaling (yeah…cheered on this one) and strange storyline. This was too polished by Hollywood and was such a mix bag from the original.

Rating: First off you known your horror films are going to suck if you have Paris Hilton in it…come on. That tips the bar of being a remake to begin with; even the beautiful Elisha Cuthbert cannot save the film from that. Poor Vincent Price would be rolling in his grave.

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3/10 Beers!

Yacker

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