Ice Cream Man (1995)

Ice Cream Man (1995)

Country:  USA

Director: Paul Norman

Main Stars: Clint Howard, Justin Isfeld, Anndi McAfee, JoJo Adams, Andrea Evans, Olivia Hussey, Lee Majors II

Storyline:  A crazed man wants to make children happy so he becomes an ice cream vendor but when they become ungrateful he has revenge.

mv5bmjewmjixmjy5mf5bml5banbnxkftztcwotmznjcymq__v1_uy268_cr30182268_al_Review (Spoils): Gregory Tudor (Clint Howard) is not your average guy. He left Wishing Well Sanatorium and all he wants in life is to make children happy (ok creepy from the start) so start to work as an ice cream vendor.  The children start to become ungrateful and pains in his ass so he starts to chop of people and animals and place them in the new flavour of the month and makes a profit.

So the plot is weak and the acting is even weaker, but if you’re in a not serious mood and like the odd bad taste film this might be up your alley. We have plastic flowers, a kid in a fat suite named Tuna, ice cream, melted pops, blood dripping, and the mug of Clint Howard, clowns, blonde babes screaming, some really bad cops, lots of gore, eyeballs, a head in a cone and grounding of a dog and did I mention Tuna?

Rating: What did you expect with a film starring Clint Howard made by a porn director Paul Norman? Let’s just say this could be the best ice cream killer movie out there…….wait is there others?

It’s so bad that it’s not bad…………….

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5/10 Beers!

Yacker

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