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The Hand (1981)

The Hand (1981)

Country:  USA

Director:  Oliver Stone

Main Stars:  Michael Caine, Andrea Marcovicci, Annie McEnroe

Storyline:  An artist loses his hand in an accident and with his hatred the hand comes back to kill.

Review (Spoils): Comic artist Johnathan Lansdale (Michael Caine) has it all the beautiful wife, healthy child and the successful career. When his wife (Andrea Marcovicci) starts to pressure him on her moving to New York to take a relationship break the truth starts to unravel that it is not that great after all. During one of their fights the get in a car accident which he loses his hand. So there goes his career and wife and the mind games start to begin along with his hatred. Suddenly the people he hates start to be killed off and people do not know why is it the madness of Johnathan or is it his missing hand?

This film was a lot of fun to be honest. We have the conflict between the man actor and his lovely wife who is having somewhat an affair with her yoga teacher. The blood is well red in this film and can be spraying in some parts of the film. The daughter yes can be fake and annoying but the relationship with his wife and the side girl Stella (Annie McEnroe) keep you interested and that’s not counting the crazy hand!

The movie brings on some bright red blood, some choking, nudity, some strangling and even some crazy cross-eyed deaths. Not to mention that rubber walking hand!

Rating:  The film was a lot of fun and it was a surprise for me as I never even heard of the film before better enjoyed a horror film from Oliver Stone. This is a special surprise gem that may be hard to find but if you do come across it you should check it out.

6/10 Beers!

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Don’t Breathe (2016)

Don’t Breathe (2016)

Country:  USA

Director:  Fede Alvarez

Main Stars:  Stephen Lang, Jane Levy, Dylan Minette, Daniel Zovatto

Storyline:  3 robbers break into a house to steal money and they get more than they bargained for.

Review (Spoils): Rocky (Jane Levy) has been living a rough home life, Alex (Dylan Minette) is love with Rocky and will do anything for her and Money (Daniel Zovatto) well he wants money. The three young robbers have been breaking into houses stealing items to sell but when they hear of the money score in an old house they had to it. The catch is the owner is a semi blind man (Stephen Lang) who lives lone with a massive dog. The three thieves break into the house but when things go wrong they learn there is more the story of the blind man than they thought.

The film is very well written and does not waste a lot of time on back story which is good. It gets right to the point and when things go wrong for the three robbers you are actually cheering for the blind man but as the story comes full on you realise they are all monsters. The film is not a haunting story but more of “we need to escape story” which work well as it is fast paced.

You get some gun shots, jumps scares, hammer to the head a few times, some fighting, dog chases, a classic scene towards the end with Rocky (this is what raised the bar of the film), some dark scenes and of course some serious back and forth. Do not expect tons of gore or torture but this film did not need it to keep you glued.

Rating:  First off, the film stars was by far both Stephen Lang and Jane Levy. You felt bad for the blind man and cheered him on and at the same time you were cheering Rocky towards the end. This film is very back and forth on who’s side are you on but in the end it all make sense.  This film was a total surprise for me and I recommend it… such a fun film.

7/10 Beers!

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Night Monster (1942)

Night Monster (1942)

Country:  USA

Director:  Ford Beebe

Main Stars:  Bela Lugosi, Lionel Atwill, Leif Erickson, Ralph Morgan, Irene Hervey

Storyline:  A rich recluse invites doctors to come to his mansion located in the swamp to meet their deaths.

Review (Spoils): Crippled Kurt Ingston (Ralph Morgan) lives in the swamp with his daughter Margaret. Her sanity is being checked as she is acting strange but seems healthy. All the doctors that have been assigned to her and her father are invited to the lonely mansion located in the swamps. During the visit one of the doctors end up murdered and they must track down the killer before more die.

I personally started off this film picturing this to be a monster film staring Bela Lugosi, wow was I wrong. He is barely in the film and plays a secondary part in the film as a spooky butler. Instead the film becomes a murder mystery surrounding around the mysterious Ingston family and the medical professionals that were involved with them. The film is dark and has lots of fog as that is what you get when you live in the swamp. The sound effects in the film also play a nice game as when the murders happen the sound goes blank.

Rating:  The film is actually not bad for something that I thought would have a monster movie. But yet again it is a more of murder mystery than a horror film even though the energy of the film is very dark. The plot and aspect of the film did not make sense what’s so ever but the characters were well acted and written so it can be forgiven.

5/10 Beers!

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Hush… Hush Sweet Charlotte (1964)

Hush… Hush Sweet Charlotte (1964)

Country:  USA

Director:  Robert Aldrich

Main Stars:  Bette Davis, Oliva de Havilland, Joseph Cotton, Ages Moorehead, Victor Buono

Storyline:  A young woman is blamed for the murder of her ex boyfriend as he admits he still loves his wife.

Review (Spoils): Charlotte Hollis (Bette Davis) is young and innocent except for her affair with a married man. When her dad (Victor Buono) threatens the young man and he is found murdered, only Charlotte is to blame. Years pass, and she has slowly gone mad with dreams of ghosts, guilt and the taunting of the town.

Bette Davis returns to the horror screen this time in a very similar character as Whatever Happened to Baby Jane but because of this it harms the film. The story line of this one is much like Dementia 13 meets something from Hitchcock but lacking the in pace. The film is long and can be long winded until it starts to unfold in the last 30min. The storyline bounces around too much on Charlotte going mad and reliving over and over again the visions of the late John and trying to please her father. Until more of the past characters start to make appearance and the tale starts to unfold on what really did happen to John that night of the party.

The film is more of ghost like madness tale then relying on blood and gore, but it does have a neat beheading, chopped of hand and some minor blood. So not bad for its time.

Rating:  Trying so hard to become the next Whatever Happened to Baby Jane this one flunks on boredom. It would have not been that bad of a film if it wasn’t for the length of it and the back and forth on the madness. The film worked on the story line and the characters, but it just was too goddamn long for what it was worth. Bette Davis, Oliva de Havilland did steal the show but for some reason I found Victor Buono the true monster of the film.

4/10 Beers!

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The Monster (1925)

The Monster (1925)

Country:  USA

Director:  Roland West

Main Stars:  Lon Chaney, Gertrude Olmstead, Hallam Cooley

Storyline:  A troubled clerk doubles as a detective is investigating strange going ons at the local mental sanitarium.

Review (Spoils): A madman named Dr. Ziska (Lon Chaney) gets rid of the staff at mental sanitarium and uses the patients as his new staff. The lunatics start to work at the place as Ziska collects bodies to experiment on. As the new detective walks around with the book of “How to be a Detective?” as he is trying to find missing people. As Ziska is abducting people for his experiments the detective gets on the case.

The story line borders on comedy and fun more than the actual horror. The scenery is amazing in this film and make up of Lon Chaney’s character is outstanding. The film itself can be pretty slow moving as the actors are limited as there only a few in the film to hold interest. Part of me thinks that the talent and make up of Chaney was wasted a bit in this film as it was the Wow factor of the film.

Rating:  Going to be honest this is one slow moving film with some small laughs, but the Chaney steals the film. The next interesting character is his henchman that helps him with the dropping mirror from the tree to cause cars to run off the road, so they can capture them. The film is fun silent with some scary make up but do not expect to be thrilled or scared.

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5/10 Beers!

 

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Terrifier (2017)

Terrifier (2017)

Country:  USA

Director:  Damien Leon

Main Stars:  Jenna Kanell, Samantha Scaffidi, David Howard Thornton, Catherine Corcora, Pooya Moheseni

Storyline:  A crazy clown is stalking and slaughtering people for fun

Review (Spoils): Art the Clown (David Howard Thornton) is the strong silent type, but he likes to kill people just for fun. Art is a terrifying blood mess and will not stop his fun games. As a group of young ladies run into him in the dark streets he starts to stalk one of them named Tara (Jenna Kanell). As things start to become a bit more weird he decides he done with the flirting and time to make them pay and everyone else that gets in his way.

Art the Clown is one bad mother fucker. He is dressed as a black and white clown and scary as hell. He never talks and has no fear of getting his hands dirty and having a little sample of his kills. This film created a whole new horror villain and he stands out large much like his teeth.

Terrifier is not for the weak of heart that is for sure. This is one messed up film that never stops on the blood and gore.  We have a clown that would eat the one from IT for breakfast! We got lots of blood, gun shots, stabbings, slashings, a crazy over the top hacksaw scene which will make any female cringe, eyes gouging, beheadings, body skin graph wearing, nudity and I can go on and on.. this is a freaky blood fest!

The acting is not that bad for a low budget film and to be honest Jenna Kanell was well worth the watch on her own. But to be honest outside of Jenna Kanell hotness Art the Clown stole the show. He is what we need in horror a new horror icon that stands out and I want more!

Rating:  Damien Leon thank you! This film had me suckered in at the 5min mark and I was glued to the screen the whole time and was disappointed when it ended. Its been a while since a horror film grabbed my attention like that. If you seem to enjoy what I have from ratings in the past do yourself a huge favor and grab this one! Thank you again Damien Leon for Art and for Jenna Kanell and Samantha Scaffidi well done sir. One of the best I have seen this year.

8/10 Beers!

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Hush (2016)

Hush (2016)

Country:  USA

Director:  Mike Flanagan

Main Stars:  John Gallagher Jr., Kate Siegel, Michael Trucco

Storyline:  A deaf writer lives alone in the woods is stalked by a killer.

Review (Spoils):  Maddie (Kate Siegel) lives in the woods after she went through a bad break up and using the seclusion also to help her with her writing. Maddie has been deaf since she was a young girl who got sick and the complications of that cost her, her hearing. Also, being the woods helps her straighten out the voices of her mother in her head that creates the vision of her novels. What Maddie does not know is that her neighbour next door has been slaughtered and a man with a white mask is taunting her in her house.

This film screams The Strangers meets Wait Until Dark, except there is only one stalker and the actress are deaf not blind. The movie is not bad as it goes back and forth on the main actress trying to live and escape as the stalker goes back and forth torturing her and trying to get everyone that drops by out of the way of his plan. The explanation of why the killer is doing it is kind of dull and not really well rounded except that he is nuts. We have some blood, a cat slaughter, some blood on the glass, a white mask, lots of darkness, stabbings and some silent screams. But the film fell apart near the middle and dragged on. The only part that it picked up again was when the boyfriend of the girl next door showed up and the conversations between the two them started to reveal he was not a cop but the killer to the dude.

Rating:  This film stated off really cool and I thought to myself okay finally a fresh film of horror. Instead it started to into just a psycho who wants to kill her because he does not get his way. Lame…. Sure, the film was entertaining but do not expect anything surprising with this film.  Kate Siegel was actually really good and was the only reason to keep watching as she played the character well.

6/10 Beers!

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