Deadly Detention (2017)
Director: Blair Hayes
Main Stars: Alex Frnka, Sara Davenport, Henry Zaga, Coy Stewart, Jennifer Robyn Jacobs, Gillian Vigman, Kevin Blake
Storyline: A group of students from a former Correctional Facility are sent to detention on a Saturday and a killer is stalking them.
Review (Spoils): We have a mix bag of students sent on a weekend to detention where they meet the lead hot teacher for the weekend Ms. Presley (Gillian Vigman). After some dumb exchange of words and bugging each other they all get into more trouble as Lexie (Alex Frnka) is playing games and drives them all nuts with her skankness. Some how without and explanation a killer starts to attack the teacher, and this leads to the students working together with their attitudes to survive and get out.
This movie plot is flawed so bad I do not even know where to start. The only character besides the hot teacher of interest is the skank Lexie. I could not careless about any of them and just wanted to killer to kill them or Alex Frnka to get naked. Something had to happen in this film that was worth watching or at least put it out of its misery. I just wanted to smack the Jessica character (Sara Davenport) as she was just annoying. And the men of the movie were just boring and lame. Dear god this film sucked!
We got some blood, no gore, some off the screen killings, a masked killer that made no sense what’s so ever and an ending that was dumber than even the whole film. This is a boring mess!
Rating: Alex Frnka and Gillian Vigman get a beer worth of watching but the rest is just like watching paint dry. It is the Breakfast Club but that movie was scarier!
2/ 10 Beers!