Deadly Detention (2017)
Director: Blair Hayes
Main Stars: Alex Frnka, Sara Davenport, Henry Zaga, Coy Stewart, Jennifer Robyn Jacobs, Gillian Vigman, Kevin Blake
Storyline: A group of students from a former Correctional Facility are sent to detention on a Saturday and a killer is stalking them.
Review (Spoils): We have a mix bag of students sent on a weekend to detention where they meet the lead hot teacher for the weekend Ms. Presley (Gillian Vigman). After some dumb exchange of words and bugging each other they all get into more trouble as Lexie (Alex Frnka) is playing games and drives them all nuts with her skankness. Some how without and explanation a killer starts to attack the teacher, and this leads to the students working together with their attitudes to survive and get out.
This movie plot is flawed so bad I do not even know where to start. The only character besides the hot teacher of interest is the skank Lexie. I could not careless about any of them and just wanted to killer to kill them or Alex Frnka to get naked. Something had to happen in this film that was worth watching or at least put it out of its misery. I just wanted to smack the Jessica character (Sara Davenport) as she was just annoying. And the men of the movie were just boring and lame. Dear god this film sucked!
We got some blood, no gore, some off the screen killings, a masked killer that made no sense what’s so ever and an ending that was dumber than even the whole film. This is a boring mess!
Rating: Alex Frnka and Gillian Vigman get a beer worth of watching but the rest is just like watching paint dry. It is the Breakfast Club but that movie was scarier!
2/ 10 Beers!
The Axe Murders of Villisca (2016)
Director: Tony E. Valenzuela
Main Stars: Robert Adamson, Jarett Sleeper, Alex Frnka, Sean Whalen
Storyline: Three losers decide to break into an older house to find out if it is really haunted from the past axe murders.
Review (Spoils): We have two boys who are supposed to be teenagers who are losers that you do not care about. We have a young hot kind of goth babe who got drunk and slept with someone and is now trapped in with the above two losers. And we have a mixed match back story with someone who killed people with an axe a long time ago and we still have not figured out why (even after the film)
Dear god not sure where it begin with this mess. The story is all over the place and the reason for the three-young people to break into the house is really pointless and dumb. The kids do not even look like teenagers and so what you slept with someone. Are people really that shallow anymore especially if you are 30? This film when it comes to storyline from the start was a fucking disaster! Not to mention the past story which I am still fucking lost. Who wrote and casted this?
Ok so now the time for some of the good points, Sean Whalen rocks! He is like a horror legend in my books and when I feel him in a film I smile. Hello, People Under the Stairs! Too bad his part was little and underrated in this film. The only other highlight of this film was Alex Frnka. Never heard of her but man she is hot and should be in more horror films. Love the look and the character she played in this film even though she was way to old to play the part for that story line. But this film gets some pints for the eye candy. We some axes and some blood and it had some potential within the first 5min.
Rating: Don’t waste your time. Even if you have spare time and are staring at Netflix go somewhere else. Unless you want to see Alex Frnka hotness some more that is about all this film deliveries besides confusion and questions of why!