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Death House (2017)

Death House (2017)

Country:  USA

Director:  B. Harrison Smith

Main Stars:  Bill Mosely, Tony Todd, Nicole Cinaglia, Adrienne Barbeau, Kane Holder, Debbie Rochon, Gunnar Hansen, Dee Wallace, Lindsay Hartley, Barbara Crampton, Camille Keaton, Cortney Palm, Sid Haig, Brinke Stevens, Tiffany Shepis, Felissa Rose, Lauren Compton, Beverly Randolph, Sean Whalen, Cody Longo. Lloyd Kaufman

Storyline:  A secret prison has a power outage and all Hell breaks loose when two agents are trapped.

Review (Spoils): Not sure what everyone was thinking with this film, but it became a simple over the top gore mess. The storyline is not very detailed, and it is actually kind of jumbled. We have two agents Condy Longo and Cortney Palm trapped in a prison where a large collection of doctors (including Dee Wallace’s bad hair) has the prisoners trapped with victims that satisfy their needs. Kane Hodder is one of the main prisons badasses and as the power goes out, he starts to lead a front of prisoners.

The film does delivery the bloody goods with slashing, cutting, gun shots, intestines, some weird living zombies gore scene, cheap gas and Satan fire scene and lots of gore. The film is all over the place but we do also get a few glances of Courtney Palm topless but nothing sexy from Debbie Rochon, Felissa Rose, Lindsay Hartley or Laura Compton. (such a missed chance)

Rating:  This is a knocking dead all star cast of horror! There are more names in this film then I can even name when it comes to paying homage to horror. We have the classic villains like Bill Mosely, Tony Todd, Gunnar Hansen, Kane Holder and Sean Whalen to name a few. Over the top gore hound Lloyd Kaufman. And the horror B Queens themselves like Adrienne Barbeau, Debbie Rochon, Dee Wallace, Barbara Crampton, Camille Keaton, Brinke Stevens, Felissa Rose and Lauren Compton just to name a few! But unfortunately it could not save the film from a written mess, it just tried too hard and the finale was kind of boring and lame to the end Hansen that way.  The only thing that made the ending okay was the homage to Gunnar Hansen which was a nice little added touch which made me sad.

3/10 beers!

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You’re Next (2011)

You’re Next (2011)

Country:  USA

Director: Adam Wingard

Main Stars: Sharni Vinson, Nicholas Tucci, Wendy Glenn, AJ Bowen, Joe Swanberg, Margarget Laney, Amy Seimetz, Ti West, Barbara Crampton

Storyline:  During a families wedding anniversary party a group of men in masks start to terrorize the family.

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We have a topless scene in the first 2 min, lots of red blood, nasty axes, crossbows, glass cuts, some serious throat cuts, nails in the foot, some head smashes and a actual cool plot and storyline. We have the beautiful Sharni Vinson as our scream queen and the actual people used in this film are normal not you type Hollywood crap setup.

Rating: This film was sooo much fun! It was a total bloody mess and I was entertained actual through the whole damn thing. It’s been awhile since I enjoyed a horror film this much and it was over top gory. Think The Strangers meets the goriest thing and this sums this film up!

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8/10 Beers!

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Chopping Mall (1986)

Chopping Mall (1986)

Country: USA

Director: Jim Wynorski

Main Stars: Kelli Maroney, Tony O’Dell, Russell Todd, Barbara Crampton, Karrie Emerson

Storyline: Teenagers trapped in a high tech shopping mall are being hunted down by security robots.

MV5BODM2NzA3ODY2OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDU1NjYyMQ@@__V1_SX214_AL_Review (Spoils): A group of crazy teenagers who all work at a local mall decide to throw a party in one of the stores. The mall goes into security locked down while they are having the time of their lives which then the robot security guards then go out and try to get rid of all the intruders. This is all caused by a crazy lightning storm which strikes and causes all the janitor staff to die and caused the robots to go nuts.

We have killer robots, young hormones, some burning teenagers, explosions, lasers, someone falling to their death and some cheesy electrocution. This film screams 80s and some bad acting to boot.

Rating: Man do I ever hate robots in horror films. Don’t get me wrong I love Star Wars but I don’t like them mixed. The film was ok for what it was which was cheesy teenage fun in a mall. Think Dawn of the Dead but with robots and not even nearly as good. The film need more babes and less lasers.

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4/10 Beers!

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Castle Freak (1995)

Castle Freak (1995)

Country: USA

Director: Stuart Gordon

Stars: Jeffery Combs, Barbara Crampton, Jonathan Fuller, Jessica Dollarhide

Storyline: A blind daughter visits a castle that they inherited. They soon learn they are not alone in the building.

MV5BMTUyMzQ3MjU5MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTI0NTYzNQ@@__V1_SY317_CR7,0,214,317_Review:  A couple (Jeffery Combs, Barbara Crampton) and their blind daughter (Jessica Dollarhide) inherited a castle and when they decide to visit it they are greeted with noises, smashed items and the daughter keeps claiming that she has a visitor at night. Through time staff gets murdered and it all leads to an abused child (Jonathan Fuller) that is left to die in the castle’s basement who is now a savage madman.

The movie flows in a slow pace which is a good thing here as it keeps the gothic and dreary feel.  The acting is top notch for a film of this type and the gore is over the top. The freaks make-up and special effects are very well done and you can see the savage of the beast when he gets hold of the prosecute (nipple biting anyone?).  The real question is the film is, is the Freak a victim himself?

Rating: Over the top gore, lots of sexual tension, pretty decent acting and Stuart Gordon what is there not to like about this film? Of course this not a classic but it is a pretty decent film for direct to video and is a must see for any horror fan.

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6/10 Beers!

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Re-Animator (1985)

Re-Animator (1985)

Country:  USA

Director:  Stuart Gordon

Main Stars:  Jeffery Combs, Bruce Abbott, Barbara Crampton

Storyline:  A medical student and his girlfriend become involved in an experiment that involves bring the dead back to life.

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Review (Spoils):  Herbert West (Jeffery Combs) is a mad scientist who is working on a formula that can bring the dead back to life.  Unfortunately he has not mastered the glowing formula. He rents a room from another student named Dan Cain (Bruce Abbott) and drags him into his madness. In this they re-animate a dead cat, multiple dead people during a testing result, zombie mania, zombie bodies holding talking heads and even moving body parts.  Oh and the dean’s daughter Barbara (Barbara Crampton) is involved as Dan is dating her in secret.

This movie is very entertaining and it is always fun to come back too. The gore is there, the comedy is there and the storyline is a zombie version of Frankenstein. Jeffery Combs is a great actor and becomes a memorable horror character of Herbert West and hats off to him for his skills in this film and thanks to Stuart Gordon for creating such a fun series.

Rating:  If you’re a horror fan and you like a side of comedy with it…this is a must see. I place this film right up there with Peter Jackson’s Dead Alive.  This is zombie fun at its best and this is beginning of the demented mind of Herbert West. Got to love the dead cat scene!!! Bring on the beers for this one and add some green glowing food colouring for more fun!

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8/10 Beers!

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