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Final Destination 3 (2006)

Final Destination 3 (2006)

Country:  USA

Director: James Wong

Main Stars: Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Ryan Merriman, Kris Lemche, Alexz Johnson, Gina Holden, Chelan Simmons, Crystal lowe, Amanda Crew, Esctasia Sanders, Maggie Ma, Jesse Moss, Sam Easton

Storyline:  Death tries yet again to knock some teens on a roller coaster ride but they have a vision and escape so now death is pissed.

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A roller coaster ride is involved in this one, lots of gore, clues on how people are to die, lots of blood and the CGI is semi okay but it is noticeable unfortunate. James Wong is great and you can tell he had his hands on this one as we reinvented the same wheel from the first film but the twist of death actually playing a game with the teens is a nice interesting twist.

Rating: I’m going to be honest when I first watched this film I was not expecting much as I normally hate Hollywood horror films and being the 3rd in a series I thought it would be lacking. It actually was not bad for the 3rd film in a series.  It’s entertaining and the deaths are laughable….so grab some beers and enjoy!

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6/10 Beers!

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Black Christmas (2006)

Black Christmas (2006)

Country: USA

Director: Glen Morgan

Main Stars: Michelle Trachtenberg, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Lacey Chabert, Kristen Cloke, Andrea Martin, Crystal Lowe, Robert Mann

Storyline: A maniac heads home for Christmas which is now a sorority house and he begins a murdering rampage.

MV5BMTgwMjA4MzAxNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjYxNDY0MQ@@__V1_SX214_Review (Spoils): Billy is one demented kid. He was born with a liver disease, his mother rejected him, he watched his mother and lover kill his father and he locked in the attic. During this he abused more by his mother and he finally is hospitalized after he kills his mother and lover and blinds his sister Anges.

Many years later Billy escapes and heads back home which is now a sorority house. It is Christmas Eve and he starts to kill them one by one. This movie tries to grasps the main attraction of the original film with the bag over the head scene and follows with snow globe bashing, eye ripping, phone threats, gardening tools, severed heads, icicle impaling, ice skate, eye stabbing, neck snapping, knife slashing and of course a Christmas tree impaling.

Why this film should have never been made???

Ok first off the acting is average, yes we have some beautiful ladies in this film but it is lacking in acting. The plot is all over the place and tells too much and leaves nothing for the audience. The death scenes start to become beyond dumb, icicle, skate and Christmas tree really? The over did the most classic scene of the bag over the head with the rocking chair. They turned the great Billy character into a joke. The only good part of the film is the babes and the ode to Andrea Martin.

Rating: Don’t waste your time with this. Black Christmas was one of the greatest horror slasher films of its time and a gem and this piece of garbage is a disgrace to it.  This film should of never been re-done and go and watch the original for a true gem.

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3/10 Beers!

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Wrong Turn 2 (2007)

Wrong Turn 2 (2007)

Country:  USA

Director:  Joe Lynch

Main Stars:  Erica Leerhsen, Henry Rollins, Texas Battle, Aleksa Palladino, Daniella Alonso, Crystal Lowe

Storyline:  A reality show is being knocked off one by one by a group of inbred cannibals.

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Review (Spoils): Colonel Dale Murphy (Henry Rollins) is hosting a post-apocalyptic reality show in the wastelands. It is not long after that they realized that they are a target for food by a group of inbred cannibal rednecks. They capture Dale and slowly start killing off the contestants one by one. The family of cannibals have grown as now we have female cannibals also in the mix.  The film gives us the normal teenage conflict with the reality contestants and we have some bloody fun such as being tied to truck, lip biting, cannibal child birth, cannibal redneck masturbating, arrows, knives, axes, barb wire deaths, lots of flesh eating and some grinders. We have blood and we have guts in this one.

This film just does not have what the first one did. It is missing that 70s feel which the first film captured and used. I found the characters are your regular horror movie teenagers with labels and the typical jealous he is cheating on me crap. But Henry Rollins did an actual good job playing the hard ass which suites his character in real life.

Rating: The film fell off the rails for what made the first one so great. If it was not for the babes this film would of fell flat as the redneck cannibal in the hills is starting to wear thin for horror movies. The twist with the regular guy being the non-mutated father was just too much to believe and it lost me from there.

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5/10 Beers!

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