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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)

Country: USA

Director: Jonathan Liebesman

Main Stars: Jordana Brewster, Matt Bomer, Diora Baird, R. Lee Ermey, Andrew Bryniarski, Taylor Handley

Storyline: A group of young people get into an accident and get taken to a secluded house where a young man is slowly becoming the man known as Leatherface.

Review (Spoils): A slaughterhouse worker goes into labour and dies from complication even the deformed young child survives. The baby goes through rough times but is finally taken in by the Hewitt family and names Thomas (Andrew Bryniarski). He works a meat packing plant but that closes which drives the young man into a fit of murdering rage and he starts his killing spree. His brother (R. Lee Ermey ) tries to cover this up and kills the sheriff and takes over the identity of that man.

During all this two brothers name Eric (Matt Bomer) and Dean (Taylor Handley) drive across the country with their girlfriends Chrissie (Jordana Brewster) and Bailey (Diora Baird )as the boys are heading to Vietnam soon. They get involved in an accident which the sheriff appears and brings them back to the classic house. We lots of torture, bear traps, stabbings, shootings, and the first mask of Leatherface, chainsaws, head smashing and some impaling.

Rating: Bring out the blood in this one; this is the film that tries to make sense of what was going on in the remake. Does it work? Yes it kind of does. I still don’t understand why they need to make the family of misfits so large but at the same time it is what it is and the film does work as a prequel. Plus we have Leatherface and Jordana Brewster. Bring out the beers and saws!