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Death House (2017)

Death House (2017)

Country:  USA

Director:  B. Harrison Smith

Main Stars:  Bill Mosely, Tony Todd, Nicole Cinaglia, Adrienne Barbeau, Kane Holder, Debbie Rochon, Gunnar Hansen, Dee Wallace, Lindsay Hartley, Barbara Crampton, Camille Keaton, Cortney Palm, Sid Haig, Brinke Stevens, Tiffany Shepis, Felissa Rose, Lauren Compton, Beverly Randolph, Sean Whalen, Cody Longo. Lloyd Kaufman

Storyline:  A secret prison has a power outage and all Hell breaks loose when two agents are trapped.

Review (Spoils): Not sure what everyone was thinking with this film, but it became a simple over the top gore mess. The storyline is not very detailed, and it is actually kind of jumbled. We have two agents Condy Longo and Cortney Palm trapped in a prison where a large collection of doctors (including Dee Wallace’s bad hair) has the prisoners trapped with victims that satisfy their needs. Kane Hodder is one of the main prisons badasses and as the power goes out, he starts to lead a front of prisoners.

The film does delivery the bloody goods with slashing, cutting, gun shots, intestines, some weird living zombies gore scene, cheap gas and Satan fire scene and lots of gore. The film is all over the place but we do also get a few glances of Courtney Palm topless but nothing sexy from Debbie Rochon, Felissa Rose, Lindsay Hartley or Laura Compton. (such a missed chance)

Rating:  This is a knocking dead all star cast of horror! There are more names in this film then I can even name when it comes to paying homage to horror. We have the classic villains like Bill Mosely, Tony Todd, Gunnar Hansen, Kane Holder and Sean Whalen to name a few. Over the top gore hound Lloyd Kaufman. And the horror B Queens themselves like Adrienne Barbeau, Debbie Rochon, Dee Wallace, Barbara Crampton, Camille Keaton, Brinke Stevens, Felissa Rose and Lauren Compton just to name a few! But unfortunately it could not save the film from a written mess, it just tried too hard and the finale was kind of boring and lame to the end Hansen that way.  The only thing that made the ending okay was the homage to Gunnar Hansen which was a nice little added touch which made me sad.

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Horror (2003)

Horror (2003)

Country:  USA

Director:  Dante Tomaselli

Main Stars: Kreskin, Lizzy Mahon, Danny Lopes, Raine Brown, Felissa Rose, Jessica Pagan

Storyline:  A group of teen’s runaway from drug rehab and experience some super natural experiences outside of the drugs.

MV5BMTIxNzk5OTk4Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMzkyNzk5__V1_SY317_CR5,0,214,317_AL_Review (Spoils):  We have a group of teens that take off from a rehab center after taking some more trippy drugs. Crazed Reverend Salo Jr (Kreskin) wants to save their souls so they get transported to his house where the second part of the messed tale begins. We learn that the Reverend had a crazy wife also and they have enslaved their daughter Grace so happens to have unholy visits of her grandfather who just happens to have some Satanic connections.

We have two storylines that try to inter twine but fail. We got a blue dude puking, some terrible acting, a odd but yet cool goat, gory nuns, plot confusion, the classic scream queen Felissa Rose, plot boredom, some cheesy effects and more confusion on if it is drugs or suppose to be happening. This film is a god damn mess.

Rating:  I feel bad for Felissa Rose being attached to this piece of junk. This film is almost as bad as Shrooms. Maybe it was trying too hard to trippy and artsy but it did not work.  The best part of the damn film is the goat, they should have skipped the pumpkin heads.  You will see what I mean…….

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2/10 Beers!

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Sleepaway Camp 5 (2008)

Sleepaway Camp 5 (2008)

Country: USA

Director:  Robert Hiltzik

Main Stars: Vincent Pastore, Michael Gibney, Paul DeAngelo, Kate Simses, Erin Broderick, Samantha Hahn, Felissa Rose, Jaime Radow

Storyline: Camp Manabe opens and slowly the kids are being murdered one by one. Is Angela back?

MV5BMjEyNzM5NTk0OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzY3Mzg5MQ@@__V1_SY317_CR5,0,214,317_Review (Spoils): Robert Hiltzik tries to revive the classic of the Sleepaway Camp series by creating the Return to Sleepaway Camp. We have a bunch of annoying teens and one obese boy named Alan which all you want in the film is for him to die. He is gross, babyish and wears the same damn shirt all summer long. We have the typical stupid young teens smoking dope, drinking and doing panty raids. No sex scenes and no nudity (which is too bad as we have a few scores of babes in the film).  We have some burnt bodies, rats in a cage strapped to a man’s head, the classic penis on a fish wire, barb wire, stabbings, skinned frogs and some bouncing breasts.

Rating: Overall Robert Hiltzik should have just forgot of this idea and left it all alone. Sure we have the classic return of Felissa Rosebut but it just does not make the cut and to be truthful it is a painful movie. Thank god for Kate Simses, Erin Broderick, Samantha Hahn and Jaime Radow or the film would of been turned off.

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3/10 Beers!

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Sleepaway Camp (1983)

Sleepaway Camp (1983)

Country: USA

Director:  Robert Hiltzik

Main Stars: Felissa Rose, Jonathan Tiersten, Karen Fields, Katherine Kamhi,

Storyline:  After a horrible accident Angela becomes shy and awkward. She and her protective cousin Ricky go to Camp Arawak and it will never be the same again.

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Review (Spoils): This movie got lost in the millions of slasher film that were released in the 80s but this one is a gem in its own way. Yes the acting is not the greatest but it holds some of the most classic scenes in the 80s horror genre. We have boiled flesh, arrows, knives and axes. But some of the scenes that stand out are the bee hive, curling iron and of course the ending of the film. (Which still till this day is disturbing and makes the film worth it). Yeah for Camp Arawak!

Now the downside is cousin Ricky (Jonathan Tiersten) really you weight 110 wet and you’re the toughest kids alive. The mouthiness from him gets annoying fast in this film. The lame acting and the stupid baseball scene left the film a bit dry and boring but the killing scenes but the oddness of Angela (Felissa Rose) and the skankiness of Judy (Karen Fields) and Meg (Katherine Kamhi ) makes up for it.

Rating: Not the greatest movie out there but it holds its own with its uniqueness thanks to Angela (Felissa Rose ) and the strangeness that Robert Hiltzik brings to the film.The ending is one of the strangest endings known in horror film history so that alone holds the film up.

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6/10 Beers!

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