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Feast (2005)

Feast (2005)

Country: USA

Director: John Gulager

Main Stars: Navi Rawat, Krista Allen, Balthazar Getty, Henry Rollins, Jenny Wade

Storyline: People are locked in a bar and are attacked by strange monsters.

MV5BMTI0MzI5MTY1OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzU4MjYzMQ@@__V1_SX214_Review (Spoils): Did you read the storyline above??? Yes that’s right that is what the story is about and how they work together to survive against the flesh eating beasts. We have a bunch of random people of different cultures and personalities locked in a bar trying to work together to survive. The plot is simple and the movie moves fast and there is more blood and gore then you have ever seen in a matter of minutes.

We have monsters, blood everywhere, lots of decapitations, shot gun wounds, monster munching, lots of slime vomit, some good decomposing rotting and some crazy monster sex.

The film is all about blood, shock and getting right to the horror point of gore.

Rating: We have blood, gore, babes (Navi Rawat, Krista Allen and yummy Jenny Wade) and Henry Rollins what else do you really need to suck back pints and enjoy? You don’t need a detailed storyline for this film to work. Enjoy!!!

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7/10 Beers!

Yacker

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Wrong Turn 2 (2007)

Wrong Turn 2 (2007)

Country:  USA

Director:  Joe Lynch

Main Stars:  Erica Leerhsen, Henry Rollins, Texas Battle, Aleksa Palladino, Daniella Alonso, Crystal Lowe

Storyline:  A reality show is being knocked off one by one by a group of inbred cannibals.

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Review (Spoils): Colonel Dale Murphy (Henry Rollins) is hosting a post-apocalyptic reality show in the wastelands. It is not long after that they realized that they are a target for food by a group of inbred cannibal rednecks. They capture Dale and slowly start killing off the contestants one by one. The family of cannibals have grown as now we have female cannibals also in the mix.  The film gives us the normal teenage conflict with the reality contestants and we have some bloody fun such as being tied to truck, lip biting, cannibal child birth, cannibal redneck masturbating, arrows, knives, axes, barb wire deaths, lots of flesh eating and some grinders. We have blood and we have guts in this one.

This film just does not have what the first one did. It is missing that 70s feel which the first film captured and used. I found the characters are your regular horror movie teenagers with labels and the typical jealous he is cheating on me crap. But Henry Rollins did an actual good job playing the hard ass which suites his character in real life.

Rating: The film fell off the rails for what made the first one so great. If it was not for the babes this film would of fell flat as the redneck cannibal in the hills is starting to wear thin for horror movies. The twist with the regular guy being the non-mutated father was just too much to believe and it lost me from there.

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5/10 Beers!

Yacker

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