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Friday the 13th (2009)

Friday the 13th (2009)

Country: USA

Director: Marcus Nispel

Main Stars: Jared Padalecki, Amanda Righetti, Derek Mears, Danielle Panabaker, Aaron Yoo, Julianna Guill, Willa Ford, America Olivo

Storyline: A group of teens discover an old camp called Camp Crystal Lake which inhabited by a madman named Jason Voorhees.

MV5BMTQ5ODI5NTMzN15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzY4MTYxMg@@._V1_SY317_CR0,0,214,317_AL_Review (Spoils): A small group of young people disappear in the woods near the long abandoned Camp Crystal Lake. Another group of young people spend a weekend at a cabin nearby for sex, booze, drugs and death. A lone wolf man named Clay (Jared Padalecki) is traveling on his own looking for his lost sister Whitney (Amanda Righetti) as she was one of the missing kids. The whole thing collides when they come across a madman named Jason Voorhees (Derek Mears) who wanders the woods killing everything that comes in his way.

First off I’m very loyal to the Friday the 13th series and was totally upset over the talk of a remake and this is the reason why. The characters are pale, blank and who cares if they die…really? The whole point of the film is totally lost as the whole storyline of Jason’s mother is the reason for the series to begin with so to cut it short on that plot the movie has nothing to go on that is not in every other slasher film. Some of the kills are lame, for example the machete in the head under the dock was totally dumb. Why is everyone a redneck if they are in killer country? Why the hell would Jason kidnap a girl when he just kills everyone else and why does he have an underground setup? Why is Clay such a douche? Why does Danielle Panabaker even care for such a douche?

Rating: This film should have never been made. I would take Friday the 13th part 11 in the Arctic or something over this hunk of garbage. This is prime example why I hate remakes. If it was not for my loyalty for Jason and the hot babe Danielle Panabaker this film would have been a long and forgotten. Skip this piece of crap as it just might be the worse of the bunch which is pretty bad as space and Manhattan were no picnic on Crystal Lake.

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4/10 Beers!

Yacker

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Cry Wolf (2005)

Cry Wolf (2005)

Country: USA

Director: Jeff Wadlow

Main Stars: Julian Morris, Lindy Booth, Jared Padalecki, Jon Bon Jovi, Sandra McCoy,

Storyline: A bunch of kids think its funny start a rumour a killer called The Wolf online and describe the next victim. This leads to the person actually being killed!

MV5BODA0ODMyNDA2N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDAxMDAzMQ@@__V1_SX214_Review (Spoils): So we have a bunch of punk ass kids that start an online game called The Wolf which a pretend serial killer is killing victims that they describe. Well jokes on them as it actually starts to happen. The kids think it was smart to create an email account and create this killer called The Wolf. As the teens describe the deaths in detail a killer follows their plan and executes it.

So during the whole end of horror era because of Hollywood this one comes along the Scream trail. Once again we have the beautiful people of Hollywood playing teens that are smart asses and think it is cool to make up am massive lie of killer. This film is actually not that bad even though it’s part of the other loads of shit that was given to us in this era of horror. We have some neat ideas and killings done by a person in an orange ski mask. The film does not hold on to gore but instead plays off the mind game of lies and somewhere in there Jon Bon Jovi is banging all the young chicks.

Rating: The plot is enough to hold the film up for its time but unfortunately it came out with all the other loads of crap of this time. But we have hot little Lindy Booth so for that alone it is worth watching.

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6/10 Beers!

Yacker

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