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Hellraiser 7 : Deader (2005)

Hellraiser 7 : Deader (2005)

Country:  USA

Director: Rick Bota

Main Stars: Kari Wuhrer, Paul Rhys, Simon Kunz, Doug Bradley, Georgina Rylance

Storyline:  A journalist gets entrapped into the underground world of the cenobites

MV5BMTUzMDE5Njc5Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDkwNzgyMQ@@__V1_UX182_CR0,0,182,268_AL_Review (Spoils): Hot babe journalist Amy (Kari Wuhrer) is looking for her hot story and she comes across a videotape that shows an underground culture that can bring back the dead back to life.  This all tracks down to a leader named Winter (Paul Rhys) who is controlling them. An ex member of the cult named Maria (Georgina Rylance) invites Amy to come to Romania but when she gets there Maria is dead with the puzzle box in her hands. Amy of course takes the puzzle box and opens it and unleashes Pinhead (Doug Bradley) and his evil cenobites.

First off Kari Wuhrer is smoking hot and I have been a fan boy of hers since her early Mtv days so that to me is a win. But overall this storyline and series has gone to the shitter. We have a total lack of Pinhead which is too bad as Doug Bradley is back to grace the screen but really like 30 seconds of screen time? Is this film horrible? Not really but there is better when it comes to the Hellraiser series. The Deaders was a neat idea and we do have some blood but you feel the low budget of the film and it almost sits on a made for TV movie.

Rating: We have Kari Wuhrer so can’t complain but man the cenobites could have used some more air time on this low budget film. You would almost think this was not a Hellraiser film.

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4/10 Beers

Yacker

 

 

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Thinner (1996)

Thinner (1996)

Country: USA

Director: Tom Holland

Main Stars: Joe Mantegna, Robert John Burke, Lucinda Jenney, Kari Wuhrer

Storyline: An overweight lawyer finds himself losing weight after he was cursed by a band of gypsies.

MV5BMzQ4MDU3Nzc4MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTcyNjUyMQ@@__V1_SY317_CR0,0,214,317_Review (Spoils): We have an overweight and egotistic lawyer named Billy Halleck (Robert John Burke) who ash it all, the money, the beautiful wife (Lucinda Jenney) and the downright cheating ways. But one night when he was receiving a blow job from his wife while driving he runs over a gypsy woman. This leads to the band of gypsies laying a curse on the lawyer. In time he starts to lose weight and everything is fine till it over takes him and he not able to gain any weight back, it brings a deadly concern. This wrecks his marriage, his family, his career and slowly will be the death of him. He makes a deal with Richie Ginelli (Joe Mantegna) to overtake the gypsies to lift the curse.

This storyline is pretty decent and the film is entertaining. The acting is great on all accounts even if we are missing the blood and the gore. We have acid, lots of gun shots and of course the car wreck. The film has a very tongue and cheek feel to it.

Rating: We have a Stephen King story that involves blow jobs and the beautiful Kari Wuhrer what more do I have to say…..?? Drink to the gypsies!  

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6/10 Beers!

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