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Jeepers Creepers 3 (2017)

Jeepers Creepers 3 (2017)

Country: USA

Director: Victor Salva
Main Stars: Stan Shaw, Gabrielle Haugh, Brandon Smith, Meg Foster, Gina Phillips

Storyline: Storyline from the first film continues as they are trying to end the Creeper’s reign


Review (Spoils): So the Creeper is back and this time his van is setup to kill. The storyline continues after the first film and just before the second one (the one with the school bus). Sgt Davis Tubbs tries his hardest to taken down the creeper before he kills more. But unfortunate he does and his van is super powered with weapons.
This film is lacking to be honest. I was a fan of the first film as it had that classic 70s 80s horror feel. This one is just a battle scene without any sense. Its like a cross between Christine and Pumpkinhead and it just does not work. I personal did not want to watch a 1.5 hour film on a killer van but instead I wanted the flying licking demon fiend known as the creeper. Not sure what Victor Salva was trying to do with this film. Plus to take place right in-between the first two films they should of called this 1.5 as I had no idea until pretty much the damn end of the timeline. Sure the creeper is in the film but kill after kill I felt there was no uniqueness to it or something where I went right on!
The characters are annoying and boring as hell in this storyline. The creeper is cool looking but at the same time he reminds more now of the djinn from the Wishmaster films. The van is just too much in the film and we do not care. Sure we have some kills and blood and lots of shooting weapons from the magical van but it all just seemed like a bunch of shit mashed together.

Rating: Not a fan of this film part of me wish it would have ended after a hour. Just a bunch of kids roaming around acting like they are 12 and the deputy looking to end the creepers killing. Even with the return of Gina Phillips in the end was not enough for me to get excited. Its just too bad they lost focus of the series with this entry.

3/10 Beers!

Yacker

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The Lords of Salem (2012)

The Lords of Salem (2013)

Country: USA

Director:  Rob Zombie

Stars: Sheri Moon Zombie, Bruce Davison, Jeff Daniel, Judy Geeson, Meg Foster, Patricia Quinn, Dee Wallace, Sid Haig

Storyline: A radio DJ gets a box containing a record and the music triggers her madness and opens a coven of witches to her.

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Review (spoils): Heidi (Sheri Moon Zombie) is a rocker DJ works at a local radio station. She receives a record from a new group called “The Lords” which when she plays it, it does things to her mind. So the radio station promotes the band anyways and what they find out on the bands concert that it is a private hearing and it has not reawakened a coven of witches.

Ok once again Rob Zombie has confused the hell out of me with his typical throwing weird shit at you for no reason. Sure he is good at that and its fun in horror but you need to know when and how to do it. Rob Zombie always over does it and it ruins the film. He has the right idea but he tries too hard. This film holds goats, naked hags, alien fetuses, burning skin, licking bloody babies and weird dream sequence where there are some cardinals stroking cocks. What we have here is a film that lives around Rosemary’s Baby meets Hellraiser. The film is so all over the place that it even takes away from Sheri Moon Zombie hotness (but she needed to lose the dreads and the tattoos).

Rating: Rob Zombie once again had a great idea of a film but yet again stole ideas from classic horror films that influenced him. But this one might actually be one of his better films and hell its better than the remake hell that the rest of Hollywood is offering.

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4/10 Beers!

Yacker

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