Director: Dante Tomaselli
Main Stars: Kreskin, Lizzy Mahon, Danny Lopes, Raine Brown, Felissa Rose, Jessica Pagan
Storyline: A group of teen’s runaway from drug rehab and experience some super natural experiences outside of the drugs.
Review (Spoils): We have a group of teens that take off from a rehab center after taking some more trippy drugs. Crazed Reverend Salo Jr (Kreskin) wants to save their souls so they get transported to his house where the second part of the messed tale begins. We learn that the Reverend had a crazy wife also and they have enslaved their daughter Grace so happens to have unholy visits of her grandfather who just happens to have some Satanic connections.
We have two storylines that try to inter twine but fail. We got a blue dude puking, some terrible acting, a odd but yet cool goat, gory nuns, plot confusion, the classic scream queen Felissa Rose, plot boredom, some cheesy effects and more confusion on if it is drugs or suppose to be happening. This film is a god damn mess.
Rating: I feel bad for Felissa Rose being attached to this piece of junk. This film is almost as bad as Shrooms. Maybe it was trying too hard to trippy and artsy but it did not work. The best part of the damn film is the goat, they should have skipped the pumpkin heads. You will see what I mean…….
Director: Timo Rose
Main Stars: Raine Brown, Joe Zaso, Andre Reissing
Storyline: Old friends Nina and Michael reunite in Germany and travel into the woods for a weekend. What they did not know is that they are being hunted down by redneck cannibals.
Review: We have a film here that is over the top on the gore. We have blood, body parts, head shots and multiple hands ripping innards. Now for the negative…
Whoever picked theses actors were way off when it comes to character. First we have Michael (Joe Zaso) a good looking shaved head muscle man who’s character is massive pussy. Wow did we miss the mark on that choice. Second we have Nina (Raine Brown) who was not terrible but the writing of her lines were bad, she was represented like a cheap trailer trash single mom who is too stuff to put two to tow together that Michael likes her. Just very bad writing which did not help the average acting. The movie also felt that it was being written as it is being filmed. For example the whole storyline left blotched with holes and lameness when the explanation of the cannibals. Very dumb and very poor effort when it came to storyline.
Rating: If it was not for the over the top gore this would be a bomb. If you are in the mood for a good cannibal film go checkout Wrong Turn, Cannibal Ferox or The Hills Have Eyes. This one purely sucked!