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Wrong Turn 4 (2011)

Wrong Turn 4 (2011)

Country: USA

Director: Declan O’Brien

Main Stars: Jennifer Pudavick, Tenika Davis, Kaitlyn Leeb, Terra Vnesa, Ali Tatryn, Samantha Kendrick

Storyline: Some young people get lost when snowmobiling and end up at the asylum of the cannibal killers.

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We have lots of red blood, a mean drill that is a gorger, barb wire lots of it, beheadings, some lesbian love scenes, babes, some hand chopping, some skinning and a stupid death under a ski-do.

Rating: What do I like better then red blood on snow in a film, one that is filled with babes. Sure the film is kind of lame (like the decisions not to kill them all when they have them captured) but the film is worth it just for Jennifer Pudavic, Ali Tatryn and Samantha Kendrick, hell they are all hot. Sure this film is not as decent as The Descent but you get the idea. What saved the film was the over the top blood and the hotties. Grab some beers, some Kleenex and enjoy this bloody mess of a film (don’t forget the corn chips).

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5/10 Beers!

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Wrong Turn 3 (2009)

Wrong Turn 3 (2009)

Country: USA

Director: Declan O’Brien

Main Stars: Tom Frederic, Janet Montgomery

Storyline: A bus crashes when transfer convicts in the forest of the hillbilly lands.

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We have blood, gore, meat hooks, gun shots, and scalping, hanging and some shooting arrows. The cannibal hillbillies are limited in this one and so are the bad special effects.

Rating: This series has gone down the tubes with this entry. The acting horrid, the movie is silly and the CGI is painful. From what was a great return to the classic 70s horror feel (the first one) is now an embarrassment to horror when it comes to long winded series.

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3/10 Beers!

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Wrong Turn 2 (2007)

Wrong Turn 2 (2007)

Country:  USA

Director:  Joe Lynch

Main Stars:  Erica Leerhsen, Henry Rollins, Texas Battle, Aleksa Palladino, Daniella Alonso, Crystal Lowe

Storyline:  A reality show is being knocked off one by one by a group of inbred cannibals.

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Review (Spoils): Colonel Dale Murphy (Henry Rollins) is hosting a post-apocalyptic reality show in the wastelands. It is not long after that they realized that they are a target for food by a group of inbred cannibal rednecks. They capture Dale and slowly start killing off the contestants one by one. The family of cannibals have grown as now we have female cannibals also in the mix.  The film gives us the normal teenage conflict with the reality contestants and we have some bloody fun such as being tied to truck, lip biting, cannibal child birth, cannibal redneck masturbating, arrows, knives, axes, barb wire deaths, lots of flesh eating and some grinders. We have blood and we have guts in this one.

This film just does not have what the first one did. It is missing that 70s feel which the first film captured and used. I found the characters are your regular horror movie teenagers with labels and the typical jealous he is cheating on me crap. But Henry Rollins did an actual good job playing the hard ass which suites his character in real life.

Rating: The film fell off the rails for what made the first one so great. If it was not for the babes this film would of fell flat as the redneck cannibal in the hills is starting to wear thin for horror movies. The twist with the regular guy being the non-mutated father was just too much to believe and it lost me from there.

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5/10 Beers!

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Wrong Turn (2003)

Wrong Turn (2003)

Country:  USA

Director:  Rob Schmidt

Main Stars: Eliza Dushku, Jeremy Sisto, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Desmond Harrington, Lindy Booth

Storyline:  Trapped in the woods in West Virginia a group of young people get hunted down by cannibalistic men who are disfigured due to in-breeding.

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Review (Spoils): This film does not have much storyline so I will narrow it down. We have a couple car wrecks and then young people meeting and than those young people trying to survive the woods while being hunted down by 3 mountain men.  We don’t need much storyline to make this film fun.  We have like able character such as Jeremy Sisto, we have hot chicks such as Eliza Dushku, Emmanuelle Chriqui and Lindy Booth.  We go lots of blood gore and spears and arrows, some great makeup for the disfigured men that hunt through the woods looking new victims and food.

Rating:  The movie is simple it has rednecks and hot girls that are not dressed for the woods. Seems simple? Yes the movie is that simple. Not great but not overly horrible but it is not The Hills Have Eyes. (the original not that awful remake)

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6/10 Beers!

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