Army of the Dead (2021)

Army of the Dead (2021)

Country: USA

Director:  Zack Synder

Main Stars:  Dave Baustista, Theo Rossi, Ella Purnell, Omari Hardsick, Matthias Schweighofer, Nora Arnezeder, Hiroyuki Sanada, Tig Notaro, Huma Qureshi, Samantha Win, Garret Dillahunt, Ana de la Reguera

Storyline:  Bad accident with the military unleashes some type of undead beast that spreads a zombie like plague onto Vegas.

Review (Spoils):     From the storyline the world goes to zombie hell as military type people fight for survival out in the streets of Vegas from zombies. The whole intro is the fast forward to where we are now in the zombie series … longest intro ever to get the storyline scene aka a zombie blockage.  But there seems to be 200 million trapped in the city with the zombies so why not create a team to go get it for 5 million …wow what a crappy deal.

Face rips, chest rips open, lots of fire and explosions, Elvis’s zombies, headshots, crazy amounts of blood for no reason, chainsaws, gunshots more than you can count, bites, body crushes, blood eyes, lots of character development that nobody cares about, zombie tiger. Feral zombie queen of Vegas, a young woman who joins the powerhouse troop but has a actual say within 2min, a zombie king, zombies that stay still until it rains, arm bites, beheaded zombies, undead horses, zombies riding undead horses (please just fucking stop), zombie love revenge, zombie fetus (come on now), really bad CGI neck snap, zombie head smash, zombie helicopter fight, nuclear missile (cause that could not be done in the first place and save us 2 hours),

Rating:  I hate fucking fast moving zombies, yes, I have said it again…. Fast moving zombie’s suck! This movie was a hour too long….. really over 2 hours of CGI and bad character storylines? No idea if this supposed to be connected to the actual Dead series but this one was long winded and cheap. The Walking Dead helped zombies to popular again but at the same time totally ruined horror.  This was more sci-fi than horror and the CGI tiger was just as bad as the one in Walking Dead. Just fucking stop! The one thing going for this film was Ana de la Reguera , Nora Arnezeder  even if her character was not believable. This movie was long and really dumb.

2/ 10 Beers (painful long and crappy)

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