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Fear of the Living Dead (2009)

Fear of the Living Dead (2009)

Country:  Canada

Director: Randy Smith

Main Stars: April Campbell, Mike Tarp, Beth Baker

Storyline: Basic zombie short of a man and woman trying to survive a zombie outbreak

Review (Spoils): I came across this film and received a copy as I was at one time going to be a walking zombie in the film as I worked with someone who knew the crew. Time and the planning of kids did not pane out but my friend did make it so I did get a screening of the film. This is Canadian short film on a couple who are trying to survive a zombie outbreak. The film is on limited budget so the acting is limited and so is the plot. The make-up of the zombies themselves are not bad to be honest for a short film and we have decent gore in this short.

We have headshots, slow movie zombies, swarms of zombies, groans and some nasty biting (my favorite is the finger scene as that zombie is my buddy).

Rating: Why place this film on the site? Well for one it’s a horror short and shot locally in Ottawa and two we need to support small time films as someone needs to start somewhere. Hell even Evil Dead was a short at one point. (which I do have a copy of Evil Dead 0).

4/10 Beers!

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Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)

Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)

Country:  USA

Director: Brian Yuzna

Main Stars: Kent McCord, James T. Callahan, Sarah Douglas, Melinda Clarke, J. Trevor Edmond

Storyline: After seeing the experiment of bring the dead back to life a young man tries to do the same to his girlfriend who was killed in a motorcycle accident.

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This film series had a rough go when the part 2 came out so I was not expecting a lot from this film. If you can get past the cheesie beginning this film is actually not bad. The film has character build and the gore is actually pretty damn good and over the top. This is a gory tale of true love and the Julie character is sexy but yet gory and deadly and she is definitely a memorable horror icon in my books. We have flesh eating, chewing, cool zombies, some drill scenes, the sexy zombie babe Melinda Clarke, some nasty cuts and of course the classic impaling scene.

Rating: This series has risen back to the ranks of the first film. I actually liked this film enough that I would place this into rotation in my horror collection. If you’re a horror fan and have not seen this film it is a must see at least once as it is a classic for the series.

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6/10 Beers!

Yacker

 

 

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Burial Ground (1981)

Burial Ground (1981)

Country:  Italy

Director: Andrea Bianchi

Main Stars: Karin Well, Gianluigi Chirizzi, Simone Mattioli, Pietro Barzocchinini, Mariangela Giorddano,

Storyline: A crypt gets opened and the zombies rise and attack a group of people in a nearby mansion.

mv5bmja5odqxmtm4ml5bml5banbnxkftztywntk2mdg5__v1_Review (Spoils): Professor Ayres finds some ancient texts and opens a crypt which unleashes an evil which makes the dead within walk again. Zombies start to pour out and head to a manor where a group of young people are staying (to protect themselves).  The undead keep coming and slowly work their way into the manor killing them one by one.

The zombies are not the scary part of this film, the little boy Michael (which is not played by a boy, Pietro Barzocchinini) is. He loves and connection to his mother is over the top and some of the scenes are uncomfortable. We have lots of gory zombies, bodies being ripped, eyes popping, incest, nudity and some classic feel much like the film Zombi. Like I said before the characters of Pietro Barzocchinini, Mariangela Giorddano is the scariest!  Exploitation at its finest!

Rating: I personally do not know where to start but if you’re a horror fan and love the Italian horror like myself you need to see this film. The violence of the zombies in the film is extreme and fun and the gore never stops. Plus the creepiness of this film just leaves a dry and awful taste in your mouth. Gore and sleaze ………….I’m sold!

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7/10 Beers!

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Legend of the Bog (2009)

Legend of the Bog (2009)

Country:  Ireland

Director: Brendan Foley

Main Stars: Vinnie Jones, Jason Barry, Nora-Jane Noone, Amy Huberman, Olga Wehrly, Adam Fogerty

Storyline:  An old body gets disturbed from the swamp when a new development is being built and the killings beginning.

mv5bmjqzmzg2nde1nf5bml5banbnxkftztgwnjcwnzu5ote__v1_uy268_cr40182268_al_Review (Spoils): An ancient warrior gets washed up (in perfect shape by the way) and the greedy asshole real estate woman asks for the body to be disposed of so that she can continue her project over the bog. So guess what happens next? Well he comes back for revenge and in this mess we have a bunch of other people involved when he comes back. We learn that some of the cardboard characters actual have back stories but it does not matter because the bogmen are going to get them.

The acting in this film is just terrible, the plot is crap, the bog man is not scary, there is not right or reason on how the bog really preserves the body and all the kills are off screen pretty much. I’m not even sure if this was a horror film now!

Rating: This movie just sucked no better way to say it. We have the cute Nora-Jane Noone so that gets a pint.

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1/10 Beers!

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The Rage (2007)

The Rage (2007)

Country:  USA

Director: Robert Kurtzman

Main Stars: Andrew Divoff, Erin Brown, Ryan Hooks, Angela Gasparec

Storyline:  A crazed scientist works a virus on innocent people turning them into mad zombies.

mv5bmtu5mzgxmzk1m15bml5banbnxkftztcwmzm0mzu1mq__v1_uy268_cr430182268_al_Review (Spoils): Doctor Viktor Vasilienko (Andrew Divoff ) escapes a nuthouse and heads to the woods. He wants to spread a virus known as the Rage to everyone until they recognize him for his cure for cancer. When the Rage kicks in the victim becomes a blood thirsty madman much like a zombie. When the virus spreads in the woods even infecting birds a young group that were traveling in a RV run into the madness all the blood and goofiness kicks in.

We have lots of blood, cheesie gore, zombie vultures, and a crazed mutant dwarf that looks like a little girl, lots of deaths, giant leeches and zombie fun! Too bad the can be painful and the CGI destroys this film but the weirdness and the gore brings this film up. Plus did I saw that we nudity and a nice sex death scene….. I didn’t? Well there is that also.

Rating: This film is a low budget gore fest that is not sure what it really wants to be but instead decides lets be it all. We have a ton of blood and gore and freakiness , add in some hotties and monsters and off we go.

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4/10 Beers!

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Demons 3 (Black Demons) (1991)

Demons 3 (Black Demons) (1991)

Country:  Italy

Director: Umberto Lenzi

Main Stars: Keith Van Hoven, Joe Balogh, Sonia Curtis

Storyline:  A group of college students go to a Brazilian plantation and stumble across voodoo group creating zombies.

MV5BMTk5MDU2MzQxMl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTI2MjUxMQ@@__V1_UX182_CR0,0,182,268_AL_Review (Spoils): Three college students head to Brazil in which one gains special powers from attending a voodoo type ceremony. The jeep breaks down near a plantation and the dumb ass man uses his special powers to bring the dead slaves back to life. The undead breaks loose as they want revenge for their deaths and for being slaves for some many years.

Bring out the blood and gore in this bad boy! We have zombies, eyes gouging, axes and lots of chasing. The zombies are out for revenge. The acting is bad, the writing is really horrible but the movie over all was not bad.

Rating: People can argue back and forth if this is an actual sequel and belongs to the classic Demons series but it is what it is. Black Demons (fine I will call it that) is not the greatest film and at the same time it is entertaining enough with it cheesiness. I personally am a fan of the Demons series and to find out that this film had nothing to do with it was a good thing. I prefer my demons over the zombies for the series but as a zombie film on its own it’s not bad.

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4/10 Beers!

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Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)

Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)

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Director: Edward D.Wood Jr.

Main Stars: Gregory Walcott, Tom Keene, Mona McKinnon, Tor Johnso, Bela Lugosi, Maila Nurmi

Storyline:  Aliens invade the world to create zombies and vampires to create the perfect world.

MV5BMzUzMzA0NDE3MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMzg1Mjc1MDE@__V1_UX182_CR0,0,182,268_AL_Review (Spoils):  A man and his wife die within days of each other and get captured by aliens and bring them back to life. The aliens hope to stop mankind from creating a powerful bomb that could affect the whole universe.  But to make matters worse we have a flying hubcap of a spaceship being spotted by people and they call the army for help!

Ok not sure where to start with this cult classic except that man this film is bad……………..real BAD. The acting and the writing is just put together last minute and does not make sense. We have scenes switching from day to night back to day in the same damn scene. We have some cheesy effects, cardboard acting and background and a never ending replay of Bela Lugosi scene shot (as he died during the making of the film).  We have a sci-fi thriller that has no thrills but at the same time is not the worse piece on my screen.

Rating: Ok some good points of the film, don’t take it serious, the last film of Bela Lugosi, we love Tor Johnson, we have Vampiria and it is suppose to be horrible. The bad points of this film, the storyline is weak and after eight attempts you would think to give up? A cult classic and a Ed Wood classic, it’s a film you need to see just to say that you did.

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3/10 Beers!

Yacker

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