Willys Wonderland (2021)
Country: USA
Director: Kevin Lewis
Main Stars: Nicolas Cage, Emily Tosta, Beth Grant, David Sheftell, Ric Reitz, Caylee Cowan, Chris Warner, Kai Kadlec
Storyline: To help pay for repairs of a car a man is hired to clean up an old amusement park which is overrun by killer robots.
Review (Spoils): A man (Nicolas Cage) with no name or lines in the film has a car issue and becomes in debt with the locals to pay for his tire. He gets sent to an old amusement park called Willys Wonderland in which he needs to clean it up and pay back the debt. What he does not know is the place is known by all locals that it overrun with maniac robots of kid’s characters and the owner needs to keep them happy. But of course, along this same time the sheriff daughter for some reason wants to help him and gathers her friends to go to Willys.
This film is lacking on a few things like a good plot and dialogue. We have Nicolas Cage being Nicolas Cage, robots of kid characters, a killer Tinkerbelle who is somehow creepy luring,lots of black oil blood, blood and guts, kills that happen way to fast, flashing lights, explosions, ripping of mechanical parts, no Nicolas Cage voice and of course a sex scene.
Rating: What happens when you get Nicolas Cage meets The Banana Splits movie? This is it! The film is so bad that it the cool high light of the film is the Freebird scene which also reminded of a certain Rob Zombie film. There really is nothing scary or original with this film outside of Nicolas Cage. I guess the Tinkerbell robot was kind of creepy cool. Trust me you do not care if all these characters die….. and neither did the sheriff or the main female lead. This film is just Nicolas Cage.
3/10 Beers!
Yacker