Saw 3D: The Final Chapter VII (2010)

Saw 3D:  The Final Chapter VII (2010)

Country: USA

Director:  Kevin Greutert

Main Stars:  Tobin Bell, Carly Elwes, Costa Mandylor, Betsy Russell, Chester Bennington, Sean Patrick Flanery, Gina Holden, Chad Donella

Storyline:  The people involved in the Jigsaw puzzle are at it again but also at each other as one of the survivors creates a Jigsaw survivor support group.

Review (Spoils):    A jigsaw survivor goes public about the experience and life changing event as he influenced by others. (ugh) This all leads to a group of survivors all getting together for support and we have flashbacks of their traps and decisions you know for a positive outcome (barf). Bobby finally gets his dues, and he needs to survive Jigsaw to save all his lame wife and business partners.

We have scenes after the first film nice leg burn, buzz saw scene, Jill dream death scene, skin goo tear, head splash with car tire, spinning fans, arm cut off, quick scene of Chester Bennington, hanging cages, Jill being Jill,key on a fishhook down the throat (fun trap actually), eye gouge to make Lucio proud, hanging trap, tooth pull, annoying wife Gina Holden, pierce hooks, machine gun, stab in the throat, furnace trap (who has time to build all this) burning body, the famous jaw trap (finally), 3D explosions and the Jigsaw full circle.

Rating:  From a series that once dark, and classic has now dropped into making fun of itself much like the Scream Series did a one point. Too bad as it just takes a few cheesy scenes to ruin a series fast. The Jill story is kind of dragging by this part of the series and the whole survivor Bobby help group is just stupid writing. What the fuck happened to this once cool series. Sure, a long horror series is allowed to have duds and fun, but this was a very dumb move.  Jigsaw in outer space could have been written better (well maybe not but you get the point).  The film does move into the right direction as Bobby needs to survive traps due to his cash ins but the whole opening bit was bad and the detective bad acting. The film does come kind of full circle in the end for the series with this film.

5/10 Beers!

Yacker

Final Destination 3 (2006)

Final Destination 3 (2006)

Country:  USA

Director: James Wong

Main Stars: Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Ryan Merriman, Kris Lemche, Alexz Johnson, Gina Holden, Chelan Simmons, Crystal lowe, Amanda Crew, Esctasia Sanders, Maggie Ma, Jesse Moss, Sam Easton

Storyline:  Death tries yet again to knock some teens on a roller coaster ride but they have a vision and escape so now death is pissed.

Review (Spoils): The storyline is pretty much the same as the last two. We have the young beautiful people of Hollywood in a film in which they are all having fun and a teen has a vision and does something to save people for the disaster happens. Death gets pissed off because it got cheated so it starts to knock each young person off on by on in order of sequence it should of happen.

A roller coaster ride is involved in this one, lots of gore, clues on how people are to die, lots of blood and the CGI is semi okay but it is noticeable unfortunate. James Wong is great and you can tell he had his hands on this one as we reinvented the same wheel from the first film but the twist of death actually playing a game with the teens is a nice interesting twist.

Rating: I’m going to be honest when I first watched this film I was not expecting much as I normally hate Hollywood horror films and being the 3^rd in a series I thought it would be lacking. It actually was not bad for the 3^rd film in a series.  It’s entertaining and the deaths are laughable….so grab some beers and enjoy!

6/10 Beers!

Yacker